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Well I finally had a good excuse for a blender! Shakeology strawberry with unsweetened almond milk, cinnamon and cayenne pepper! #shakeology #spicyshake

Well I finally had a good excuse for a blender! Shakeology strawberry with unsweetened almond milk, cinnamon and cayenne pepper! #shakeology #spicyshake

ladyhistory:

How historical figures would have looked today:

  • ADMIRAL LORD NELSON
  • WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
  • MARIE ANTOINETTE
  • HENRY VIII
  • ELIZABETH I

I LOVE THIS

ALSO MODERN!HENRY VIII LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD RUN AN ESTABLISHMENT OF ILL-REPUTE

Please see William Shakespear, tageborkoff

(Source: telegraph.co.uk)

"Are you gonna be my guy"

Hello! I am a positive, sociable and lonely girl with empty space in my heart. 

I’m looking for a responsible, loving man. I have no special criteries for man and I do not search for someone perfect. My name is Lada [URL REDACTED]

I am self-sufficient but not a feminist. I have no bad habits. 
If you are open-minded, kind-hearted and smart man with good sense of humour then we will find a lot in common. 
So if you ready to change your life and looking for someone… 
Regards, Lada. 

Text of a spam message received through work’s online ticket system.

… What does it say that spammers believe “I’m not a feminist” is a SEXY thing to say to convince a man to choose this “woman?”

You don’t have to be perfect/I can take care of myself/But I have no opinions/Basically I’m a nice accessory/Maybe I’m a comfy chair?

Mistakes were made. But they were worth it. #nofilter #thebest (at Hot Doug’s)

Mistakes were made. But they were worth it. #nofilter #thebest (at Hot Doug’s)

Today’s faces of Hot Doug’s are COLD. Arrival time - 7:50. About 10th in line. Dan added another jacket. I’m wearing a neat sheet blanket on my legs.

Today’s faces of Hot Doug’s are COLD. Arrival time - 7:50. About 10th in line. Dan added another jacket. I’m wearing a neat sheet blanket on my legs.